Sunday, October 29, 2006

Oct29 Sd2006

This week there was a shuffle, a Cabinet shuffle.
But if they scuffle a bunch of rotten apples what can we expect to happen?
The entire lot must be tossed away....

Constance Simelane was named Deputy Prime Minister on Thursday Oct 26. She is the infamous Minister of Education known for her utter lack of knowledge. The following article exhibits her ignorance and leads one to belief the Swazi government will soon implode upon itself.


'Save Yourselves For Marriage; Otherwise...'
Swazi Times Nov 26, 2005

" Education Minister Constance Simelane has warned pupils to desist from practising premarital sex, saying such results in crooked penises. Simelane said such penises served no intrinsic purpose after marriage. The minister was addressing pupils, parents, and teachers of KaLanga, outside Siteki, before officially opening KaLanga High School yesterday. Simelane said she did not preach condom usage to pupils because there were no sizes to fit them. Instead, she said, pupils should abstain until they get married. 'Condoms were never meant to be used by pupils, which explains why there are no sizes made to fit them,' she added. 'If you (pupils) persist on indulging in premarital sex, there is a great risk that your penis will shrink and get crooked, ' she said. She said some of the people who had shrunk penises started practising sex prematurely, and were now paying for their actions. The minister said she learnt the theory from experts in human biology. On the same wave-length, Simelane said illicit sex resulted in female organs membranes sustaining injuries, resulting in paralysis of the genitals."


At that time, a Canadian volunteer at an Aids organization in Manzini wrote:

I wonder how Swaziland can move forward with leadership like this...
No, this is not a joke...Okay fine, you have to laugh because it is absolutely absurd. I would like to know which human biology experts she consulted... Did I mention cabinet is appointed by the King?



Also see
http://swazilandsolidaritynetworkcanada.wikispaces.com/PM+s+cocktail+%28Comment%29

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